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I stole this from another site. I am thinking about putting it on SM lol

When visiting other parenting message boards, do you ever wish you could say what you really think instead of offering fake ((((((((hugs)))))))) to some stupid swamp donkey that posted pictures of her filthy sofa, baby, and handgun all in the same shot? Do you wish that you could call the chain smoking spanker a filthy whore and not be banned? Well then welcome to SM. The original home of uncensored cuntbasketry.

Our members are an eclectic mix of freaks from all walks of life. The lazy ones stay at home eating bon bons all day, while the more energetic members work and pay someone else to raise their kids. Why, we have some moms here that can't decide what they want to do when they grow up so they still go to school. We even have some bitches that haven't managed to trap a man into getting them pregnant yet. Our members are a mix of married, shacked up, knocked up, straight, ghey, and the occasional token male that doesn't fit in with his own peer group so he latches (not literally) onto ours. Really, if you have an opinion, are over 18, and can type, the nut jobs on the main event will find some use for you.

So if you don't fit the mold for other parenting message boreds, SM may just be the place for you to spill your intelligent, worthy opinions.